AISubs v3.7
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
There's this thing called "improvised comedy", right?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
You don't decide on a script, you just set up something and talk on set.
This time, we're doing improvised comedy where you don't even decide on characters.
- Improvised? - Yeah.
We've prepared five characters for this cosplay.
- Okay. - And we've got five of them for five people.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Twenty-five! - Twenty-five!
- Wow! - Twenty-five characters are prepared for you.
- Okay. - Dad, mom, daughter, daughter's boyfriend, and grandpa.
- Okay. - Okay.
These five people will set up a skit.
But you don't know who's going to do what.
- You choose it yourself. - Yeah.
You choose what you like.
- You chose it yourself? - Yeah.
- That's funny. - That's why it's called "improvised comedy".
Of course, if it's just you and your dad, you wouldn't know.
- It's too complicated. - Yeah.
If it's just you and your daughter, you wouldn't know.
In order for it to work out normally, everyone has to be separated.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
If you have the power to cover for each other, you might be able to do it.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Even if you don't have a grandpa, you might be able to do it. - Yeah.
What kind of skit will you do to win?
When you say "daughter's boyfriend", I'm sure you've guessed it.
The daughter will bring her boyfriend and say hello to her dad and mom.
In the middle of it, her grandpa will come and disturb her, but she'll manage it and say goodbye.
It doesn't matter how you end it, as long as it's a good one.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- If you have all the characters, it'll be easy. - Yeah.
You can do it as many times as you want until you pass.
- Wow! - Wow!
- So that's the plan. - Scary!
I'll only say "ready, set, go!"
You have to guess when you're going to come out.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I don't know! - I don't know!
- I can't see it. - I can't see it.
I can't see the picture in the first place.
It doesn't matter if you're good at acting or if you're funny like in the skit.
- I see. - It's up to you which way you'll go.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Alright, let's get changed. - Yes!
[Change]
Ready, set, go!
Excuse me.
Huh?
I see, he's not here yet.
Sir! Sir!
Ah!
Can I interrupt you?
Who are you?
Are you an older brother? I'm your younger sister's boyfriend.
No, that's me.
Huh?
That's me.
Huh?!
Hey, I'm home!
Who are you?
Who are you?!
Excuse me.
Are you a thief?!
No, I'm not!
I'm here with Ai-san.
My name is Ryo.
No, I'm not!
Nice to meet you.
Who are you?!
Huh?!
As Ai-san's boyfriend,
I'm serious about marrying you.
I'm hungry!
Are you two dating?!
Hey!
Who are you?!
I'm Ryo, and I'm dating Ai-san.
You're dating Ai?!
Let me date Ai!
Ai is dating you two!
Which of you is Ai's grandpa?
It's me!
What?
It's me!
Who are you?!
Are you a thief?! Grandpa, can you hear me?!
Who are you?!
Grandpa!
Time's up!
No, no, no...
What?!
There's not even one truth in the story!
What?!
There's no way it's like that...
It's too much...
Anyway, this is the first round.
As a reflection, you guys are talking too much.
You guys are talking too much.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You guys were so excited and talking with your waist up.
I see.
With that in mind, let's start the second round.
Let's start the second round.
Take two!
Three! Two! One!
Thank you!
What should we do?
Yumeko!
What kind of boyfriend will Yumeko have on the day Yumeko leaves her boyfriend?
Her boyfriend has just arrived at the station, so it seems like it will take a little longer.
But we are also preparing our hearts. It's hard, isn't it, Mrs. Daichou?
Yes, Mrs. Daichou!
Who was the main event?
It wasn't me!
It was me!
What?
Who did you prepare for?
That's right!
My dad went over to the three of you.
What?
To say hello.
I didn't say hello.
You didn't come to dad.
That's right.
But dad, I thought it would be strange for you to say hello instead of saying hello.
What?
I thought it would be strange for you to say hello instead of saying hello.
What?
You didn't say hello when your boyfriend said hello.
Dad, I love you.
Oh, please. I'm sorry I was sleeping.
Isn't your boyfriend coming yet?
He said he wouldn't come yet, but earlier...
Are you trying to make love to another person?
What are you doing?
Is that so?
What?
Aren't you going to dad's place?
Dad...
Oh, he's coming over there.
Over there.
What do you mean?
What?
The end!
What are you talking about?
Dad, be my wife.
Is there such a family?
Wait a minute!
It's a commercial, isn't it?
You're dead.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute!
You're dead.
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry.
Listen to what Aya says.
Excuse me!
Who is it?
You!
Stay with him.
Who is it?
Who is this?
Isn't it me?
Aya! Yuko! Rocky!
You called me "Aya"!
Aya!
Aya is Ai's boyfriend.
The end!
Tengo, action! 3, 2, 1, start!
Hey, one more person.
I'm here to say hello to my daughter today.
I'm a little nervous.
That's right.
Hey, don't you remember me?
Yeah.
You're always talking and messing up.
Hey, hey, hey, mix it up for me.
Oh, good, good, good.
Thank you very much.
You have a great heart today, too.
I see, you're the only one who can see it.
Oh, can you see it?
I can see it.
By the way, what kind of person is your husband?
Huh? He's a carpenter.
Carpenter.
Well, he's in it, too.
Oh, I'll eat you!
I'll eat you!
No, no, don't come out today.
Oh, I see.
Please.
I see.
It was dangerous, so I'll just go out.
Oh, dad, you have too much justice.
We're living in the present.
I want you to support our happiness.
Leave it to me, dad.
Yeah.
Leave it to me, dad.
Welcome!
Let me introduce you.
This is my boyfriend.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
See? I told you.
He's not good at English. He's a native speaker.
Oh, it's not a fingerball.
Tell me about yourself.
Huh?
What's with that attitude?
Anyway, you're an alien, aren't you?
Oh, it's him.
It's him!
I can see you!
He's very senior.
He's 16 million years old.
That's right.
It's amazing, isn't it?
16 million years old is too much.
What's your name?
Is it good?
Fender.
Hey, Fender.
You don't have to eat me.
Of course.
Say hello to me, you!
Say hello to me!
Hey! What did you do?
Do you go to Aichi Prefecture every day?
Stop it! You're wrong!
What are you doing, Fender?
Fender!
Yuko! Yuko!
Yuko!
Yuko is in Aichi Prefecture!
The end!
I'm glad it was halfway through.
It can't be helped if the people who covered it get more characters.
I agree.
Please change your clothes.
Take 6!
3, 2, 1, start!
How long have you been dating your boyfriend?
Two years.
Be careful, grandpa.
Tetsuko!
You came to see me.
Your boyfriend is coming.
This is my boyfriend.
Nice to meet you.
This is my grandpa.
And this is my mom.
My hair has been hurting lately.
Let me hear you talk.
Was your voice that high?
It's high.
Shut up!
Let me introduce you again.
Excuse me.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a programmer.
What are you doing here today?
I'm here to talk about marriage.
Marriage?
Yes, we're getting married.
That's all I can say.
He's Mr. Nishi.
He has a great sense of humor.
Welcome, Mr. Nishi.
I'm happy for you.
Are you happy for me?
Yes, I'm happy for you.
You're terrible.
That's what you're going to do, isn't it?
What?
I underestimated you as an older brother.
No, I didn't.
You're being fooled.
No, I didn't.
You're being fooled, aren't you?
Please don't fool me.
I'm sorry.
I can't stand this family anymore.
Yusuke, if you stay here, you'll get married.
Let's go, Yusuke.
Yusuke.
Yusuke, where are you going?
Don't go, Yusuke.
Yusuke!
He's been turning his back on me all the time.
Don't you think you can get married if you have the same gender as me?
But now I only have you as a man.
It's like a combination of clear and negative.
I think you can give up now.
Take 7. Action!
3…2…1… Start!
Hello...
Hi.
So you two can live together.
We've been childhood friends for a while, like this family.
Excuse me!
She is my boyfriend.
Thank you for waiting.
Excuse me, please.
Tetsuya, I've asked you.
I've played with you before.
We played camping together.
Yumeko.
Huh?
Yumeko!
What's wrong?
Yumeko, talk to me.
Yumeko is...
my daughter.
What?!
But Yumeko is my childhood friend.
I had a child when I was four.
I told my neighbor, "It's funny and weird," and we played together.
Yumeko is mine now.
Yumeko...
You were four years old then.
You sound like Shin-chan and Nanako-neesan.
You were 12 years old then.
Yumeko, don't say that!
I didn't say you had a daughter.
Explain it to me!
I always run away from the place I play with Yumeko.
When I go out to play as usual, you're there.
One day, I sneaked out of my parents' house.
I sneaked out of the fridge and drank milk every day.
Then I saw you in the park again.
So...
Yumeko!
Shut up!
Mom, you knew about it!
I didn't mean to hurt you.
But I had no choice but to shut up.
Shut up, Toshiko.
It's all my fault.
Yoko, if you don't like me, will you marry me?
I don't know anymore.
I'll be your husband.
I'll be Shigeko-san's...
Shigeko-san's...
Yuko-san's...
Yuko-san's childhood friend.
And these two are Yumeko's parents.
Yumeko is Yoko's sister.
So...
Are you my best friend or sister?
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't like it!
I was worried about you when you were gone.
If you knew the truth, you'd hate us, wouldn't you?
But you believed it.
Even if you knew the truth...
Yuko-san...
You...
You'll look ahead for me.
I don't know what to do anymore!
I...
I hope you'll be happy.
Yuko, how about this?
As Yumeko's...
As Yumeko's... sister...
Is it important?
Yumeko...
Yumeko will always be important to me.
As Tetsuya's...
As Tetsuya's... real...
As Tetsuya's... real... Shigeko...
Yumeko and Yoko...
I want you to be sisters.
So...
Toshiko-san...
Let's get married.
Come to think of it...
These two are...
Our daughters.
Yuko is...
Their older sister.
She'll be happy.
Also...
I don't know...
If this is what you wanted...
I'm sorry.
The end!
Well, we'll end it cleanly for now.
I didn't understand it.
Huh?
Why did Yuko throw it away and pick it up again?
It's like a mysterious story.
Shall we do it again?
Shall we do it?
Since we're here, let's do it cleanly.
Okay, then...
Let's do it.
Take 1!
Action!
3!
2!
1!
Start!
(Laughter)
Just a little bit more.
Can I have a toast?
What?
The end.
(Laughter)
Hey! Hey!
What the hell is this?
(Laughter)
We were in the same class.
We were in the same class from the beginning.
Please change your clothes right away.
Damn it.
(Music)
Are you still single?
It's hard for me.
I can't find anyone at my age.
You can't find anyone, so don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't you think it's funny?
It's not funny.
The end.
Damn it.
Hey!
What the hell is this?
(Music)
Playing.
Music.
Three, two, one.
Start!
(Music)
Oh!
(Music)
Toshiko, is your boyfriend coming today?
Yes, he is.
What kind of person is he?
He's a normal person.
When did you take him?
I don't know.
It's not good for you not to know each other.
Oh, he's here.
(Music)
Oh, stop it.
Toshiko, he likes wallets.
Oh, I see.
Isn't it a little rude?
What's with that attitude every day? Don't touch Toshiko!
Toshiko, introduce me to this kid.
His name is Jesse. Jesse P is nervous, too.
Jesse P is...
Here we are.
Hey, old man.
Old man!
Come in.
Old man!
Here we are.
Old man, what are you doing in line for?
Baby tapis.
Old man, come in.
Old man, where...
It's broken.
It's more sexy.
Huh?
Like a baby tapis.
Old man, what's with Jesse?
Jesse isn't like that.
Jesse...
Jesse isn't like that.
You know, right?
What you just said.
Jesse is like that.
Explain what you just said.
That's right.
Tosh...
That's a greeting.
Why are you talking to Toshiko like that?
Jesse isn't like that.
Toshiko!
Did you do it?
No, I didn't.
Jesse, look.
It's like this on the wall.
I'm sure you did it.
You can do it on a wall from this distance.
Do you have a baby tapis?
I don't have a baby tapis.
Baby tapis are old.
Old man.
Old man, that's not what we're talking about today.
We have something important to talk about.
That's right.
I said it.
I like you, Miss.
I...
I like you!
Old man?
What are you going to do?
That's what I'm thinking about.
If you have money...
Jesse, what about your job?
My job...
Well...
I do a lot of things.
Be honest with me.
Tell me.
I don't care about that, old man.
Dad?
I was surprised!
Dad!
I was surprised!
Dad!
Jesse helped me a lot in the past.
Jesse, you're amazing today!
Jesse, you're amazing, Dad! Thanks to you, Dad is alive! I can support your marriage with Jesse!
I acknowledge your marriage! Thank you!
Jesse, thank you! Dad, Mom, Mr. Ohashi!
End!
I love "breaking bad" so much!
If you did it normally, you would have been chased away. Why are you so relieved?
I don't know who it is now.
It's Jesse!
It's good, isn't it?
Yeah!
It's not very nationalistic.
I was happy.
Dad, come here!
It's Dad!
We were able to help each other's feelings.
We did our best to improve our impromptu skills.
It was very powerful.
It was like a good family.
You're like yourself now.
See you in the next impromptu content!
Bye bye!
See you in the next impromptu content!